Think of it this way; I am subversive most the time; I come in many flavors, mostly witty and sarcastic (sometimes strawberry). I am more often than not a bit boring. I know a shit ton of trivia, including but not limited to facts about Christmas, the etymology of the word trivia, strip club factoids. And overall I am pretty much a Bamf.

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I’m bleeding….I don’t even know how this crap happens.

OH YEAH FROM THE INTENSE ACTIVITY OF LAYING IN MY BED.

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I just realized how much of a nerd I am…

My computer is ‘named’ Newton

My kindle is ‘named’ Galileo

and my tablet is ‘named’ Da Vinci

hmmm…

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neverland-meets-wonderland:

Christian Henson & Joe Henson - Harry Hunt

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First time I watched this movie was after I had some sleeping pills. And me and sleeping pills is like a normal person on crack…so pretty much through the whole movie I’m like “WTF!!!” and some “wooooooah a hydroponic bonnie and clyde? OH THE FUCKING CATERPILLAR!” and also I’m like “Who gets a he-she thai for their coming out…ooooooh…play on words….”

First time I watched this movie was after I had some sleeping pills. And me and sleeping pills is like a normal person on crack…so pretty much through the whole movie I’m like “WTF!!!” and some “wooooooah a hydroponic bonnie and clyde? OH THE FUCKING CATERPILLAR!” and also I’m like “Who gets a he-she thai for their coming out…ooooooh…play on words….”

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"You don’t know who you are, so you don’t know who you’re not."

- Whitey - Malice in Wonderland (via heythereiseeyou)
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eat chocolate covered coffee beans. why in the world did I think that was a good idea?…oh yeah because of the chocolate part in the description…other than that I am really fucking awake.

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

The stickers are Jack’s Smirking revenge.

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

The stickers are Jack’s Smirking revenge.

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sarahj-art:

Master post of the last nine Ordinary Batman Adventures. (More to come!)

Anyone have a particular favorite?

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Minion Avengers.

Minion Avengers.

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capnbivs:

HAPPY TOWEL DAY!!
Remember not to panic, just bring a towel. :D

capnbivs:

HAPPY TOWEL DAY!!

Remember not to panic, just bring a towel. :D

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all about the sleep.

I can dig it.

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